Things you didn't want to know....

• D uring an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. (That's about 2.5 ounces)


• In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)


• An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.


• In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!


• Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.


• Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.


• In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.


• At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.


• Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY... ...and wash your damn hands!

Thanks Joe P