Gone fishin'...

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. ~Author Unknown

It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming. ~John Steinbeck

There are two types of fisherman - those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish. ~Author Unknown

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. ~Ernest Hemingway

Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. ~Author Unknown

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. ~Dave Barry

There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process. ~Paul O'Neil, 1965

Good things come to those who bait. ~Author Unknown

Gone fishin', be back at dark-thirty! ~Author Unknown

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish. ~Author Unknown

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. ~Author Unknown

My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it. ~Koos Brandt

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