Top 10 reasons why I, Homer Simpson, should be the next president

• 10. I'm smarter than the last guy


• 9. With an oval office, I can't bump into anything


• 8. Fox News is already on my side


• 7. I will take full advantage of the free food that comes with the job


• 6. I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions


• 5. I will appoint a Secretary of Donuts


• 4. I will be the Secretary of Donuts


• 3. My middle name isn't Hussein... anymore


• 2. My vice president will be Mayor McCheese


• 1. Kick-ass inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you're in

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