Friday, February 23, 2007

Cold to what degree?

Thermometer60 -Californians put on sweaters(if they can find one in their wardrobe)

50 -Miami residents turn on the heat

40 -You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably Minnesotans go swimming.

35 -Italian cars don't start

32 -Water freezes

30 -You plan your vacation to Australia, Minnesotans put on T-shirts, Politicians begin to worry about the homeless, British cars don't start

25 -Boston water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream, Canadians go swimming

20 -You can hear your breath, Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New York City water freezes, Miami residents plan vacation further south

15 -French cars don't start, You plan a vacation in Mexico, Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you 10 -Too cold to ski, You need jumper cables to get your car going

 5 -You plan your vacation in Houston, American cars don't start

0 -Alaskans put on T-shirts, too cold to skate

-10 -German cars don't start, Eyes freeze shut when you blink

-15 -You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo, Arkansas residents stick tongues to metal objects, Miami residents cease to exist

-20 -Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you, Politicians actually do something about the homeless, Minnesotans shovel snow off roof, Japanese cars don't start

-25 -Too cold to think, You need jumper cables to get driver going

-30 -You plan a two week hot bath, The Mighty Monongajela freezes. Swedish cars don't start

-40 -Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button, Canadians put on sweaters, your car helps you plan your trip south

-50 -Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom window

-60 -Hell freezes over, Polar bears move south!!

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You should add something about Houston. I consider it a bit chilly when its 70 degrees.

Anonymous said...

At -60 Alaskan cars still start, and it becomes "optional" to show up for classes in schools.