Friday, September 15, 2006

In heaven.....

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I  began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What  about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.   But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that  I started running all over the house looking.   I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every  closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive.

via

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