Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Aspirin

CondomsAspirin bottle50 Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in his left eyelid since he was young.  Fred has a splitting headache and asks Joe to go get some aspirins. Half an hour later Joe comes back with a dozen packets of condoms.

"I asked you to get me aspirins, not condoms."

"Yeah, I went to a dozen drug stores, but have you ever tried asking for aspirin with a tic in your eye?"

4 comments:

Unknown said...

I don't get it :S

Anonymous said...

Neither do I :(

Jonco said...
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Jonco said...

Some guys are too shy to ask a druggist for co0ndoms and especially don't want someone to hear them ask for them. So they ask for aspirin and wink at ther druggist... thinking he'll know what they mean.
I hope this explanation helps.
Jonco