Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Top 83 signs you might be a terrorist

Here are just a few:

  • You are currently residing in a small cage in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
  • You own a box cutter, a laser pointer, and a small nuclear bomb.
  • You own a pair of exploding shoes
  • You get a Christmas card from Osama
  • You prefer it when people call you a "freedom fighter".
  • You live in a cave
  • You hope the Iraq war hasn't caused a shortage of virgins in heaven.

All 83 signs

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